TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Mom One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Moar funnies plz! keke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 El O El Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Good one. I want moar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Jeff Gordon fires his whole pit crew: This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 haHAHAHAH BOTH are quite luls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Omg Roflopters Go Woosh Woosh For That Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 two thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard." BWAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 SuperLOL ... (minus the jeff gordon one, you could see that coming a mile away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard." Holy shit! hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 OMG THATS FUCKING FUNNY SHIT Jeff Gordon fires his whole pit crew: This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Dave walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." Then Dave says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Dave walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." Then Dave says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you." Keep um coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.e483e5386df68ccc635ec8125ecb0fe8.jpg http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/0/collegehumor.84d485ca6af438bf0690b600c9f3a6b0.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Lol, all pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 LOL, God damnit! Everyone hatin on Tebow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone book under 'Escorts and Massages'. He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait - I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line, you need to press 9." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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