CbrGirl Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a bookabout Churches around thecountry. He started by flying to San Francisco andstarted working east from there.Going to a very large church, he began takingphotographs and making notes.He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule walland was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute."Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastoranswered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and ifhe pays the price he can talk directly to God.The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas , St. Louis ,Chicago, Milwaukee , and around the United States , he found more phones, with thesame sign, and the same answer from each pastor.Finally, he arrived in Pennsylvania . Upon entering a Church in Pittsburgh, he saw the usual go lden telephone.But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: $0.35 cents."Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Father Jones, I have been incities all across the country and in each church I have found this goldentelephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk toGod, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only$0.35 cents a call. Why?The priest, smiling benignly, replied : "Son, you'rein Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania now, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers-5 times Super Bowl Champions, the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Pittsburgh Penguins, 3 vibrant rivers meeting at the Point of the most beautiful downtown area around, the city with the best hospitals, neighborhoods and friendliest people in the world!You're in God's Country....It's a local call."AMEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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