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wipe my ass with course grit sandpaper than use that fucking stuff they call toilet paper here at work!! :mad:

 

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X10020202 my works so bad its horrible so before I go in I grab some paper towls, wet them an rng them out, an then use those.

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I like buying Molson because all their bottles have "Would you rater....or...." questions on the bottle.

 

Like, "Would you rather be able to turn water into beer or anything into gold"

 

I think I'd rather turn water into beer, because turning anything into gold would be really heavy all the time. Water into beer would just be refreshing.

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sounds just like Army toilet paper. Rough, Tough, and won't take shit from anyone. :)

 

OMG, no fucking kidding! I took a nasty shit the other day and wiped for about 1/2 an hour. Finally said fuck it, I'll let my boxers finish the job. It looked like I hit a deer. The cornhole was sooo sore the rest of the day too.

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