Sully Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 wipe my ass with course grit sandpaper than use that fucking stuff they call toilet paper here at work!! /rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bring your own? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 wipe my ass with course grit sandpaper than use that fucking stuff they call toilet paper here at work!! /rant X10020202 my works so bad its horrible so before I go in I grab some paper towls, wet them an rng them out, an then use those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I don't poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I don't poop. I figured as much... you ARE full of shit. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 +1 on bringing your own, it's like you can almost still see the bark in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 We have went from a message board of racing to shit paper and porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 baby wipes FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I like buying Molson because all their bottles have "Would you rater....or...." questions on the bottle. Like, "Would you rather be able to turn water into beer or anything into gold" I think I'd rather turn water into beer, because turning anything into gold would be really heavy all the time. Water into beer would just be refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I figured as much... you ARE full of shit. KillJoy LOL Charmin FTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 sounds just like Army toilet paper. Rough, Tough, and won't take shit from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 baby wipes FTW! We have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 +2 on baby wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 We have went from a message board of racing to shit paper and porn. It's winter. There's nothing better to talk about right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 baby wipes FTW! Hmm, I will have to pick some up this weekend. Do they make flushable ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 sounds just like Army toilet paper. Rough, Tough, and won't take shit from anyone. OMG, no fucking kidding! I took a nasty shit the other day and wiped for about 1/2 an hour. Finally said fuck it, I'll let my boxers finish the job. It looked like I hit a deer. The cornhole was sooo sore the rest of the day too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Million Dollar Idea: Baby Wipes MITTENS. "For those movements that go well beyond explosive diarrhea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Shave your crack and there won't be anything to stick to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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