Dr. Pomade Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 BTW, a rule of thumb in the car community: If you have any variation of "fast" on your license plate and/or in your screenname, then you're probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 BTW, a rule of thumb in the car community: If you have any variation of "fast" on your license plate and/or in your screenname, then you're probably not. On the same topic, if it says "slow", chances are it runs bottom 10s or better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BUCKET Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 WELCOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 On the same topic, if it says "slow", chances are it runs bottom 10s or better. What if it says something like "killer", as in "killer-rx7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 What if it says something like "killer", as in "killer-rx7" Then you may have tasted one or two penises in your lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 What if it says something like "killer", as in "killer-rx7" Then it means that, at wide open throttle, you're not only capable of bursting ear drums with your engine note, but also fogging the city streets for mosquitos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Then it means that, at wide open throttle, you're not only capable of bursting ear drums with your engine note, but also fogging the city streets for mosquitos. http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=85975&d=1232100267 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 I am teh winnar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn154/CroMagx34/epicthread-new.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 What if it says something like "killer", as in "killer-rx7" it makes 500hp and 5ftlbs of torque at 12,000 rpm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 BTW, a rule of thumb in the car community: If you have any variation of "fast" on your license plate and/or in your screenname, then you're probably not. This is oh so true :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Welcome! The tonka truck thing is soo right and hilarious! Hopefully u get it painted and not FLATBLACK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one fast stang Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 first off, I love flat black. you may not remember the 1950 mecury in the movie cobra, that might be a little to old for you.... but that fucking car was bad ass. also, i can't say much for those pontiac fans out there but what I can say tpt aka ( trailer park trash). all you need is a big fucking bird on the hood and you will fit right in. thanks to all those haters out there. as for the comment about the tonka truck thing i will never know if it might be able to run anything over cause all those peeps will be looking at my ass end. how gay is that? "stop looking at my pretty little ass fag boy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Yep, this is the point where a thread goes from entertaining to epic. Horrible comeback noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BUCKET Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 first off, I love flat black. you may not remember the 1950 mecury in the movie cobra, that might be a little to old for you.... but that fucking car was bad ass. also, i can't say much for those pontiac fans out there but what I can say tpt aka ( trailer park trash). all you need is a big fucking bird on the hood and you will fit right in. thanks to all those haters out there. as for the comment about the tonka truck thing i will never know if it might be able to run anything over cause all those peeps will be looking at my ass end. how gay is that? "stop looking at my pretty little ass fag boy" the mercury in cobra was not flat black it was a dark gray. but TPT?? nice front bumper Pedro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 That 5" hood probably adds what 200hp? btw, pick a fuckin style to copy and stick with it, and the cobra r front bumper looks like shit on an sn-95. At least you picked the right color lol. So, lets hear the mods you got on that bad bitch, , and unless you got boost or spray, good luck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Saleen = cool Cobra R = cool Throw them together on the same car = A mustang that would be at home in an issue of Super Street. Your car would look better after a visit to the crusher, or a shop to reinstall the factory parts. Please take all necessary steps to ensure the situation is remedied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 first off, I love flat black. you may not remember the 1950 mecury in the movie cobra, that might be a little to old for you.... but that fucking car was bad ass. also, i can't say much for those pontiac fans out there but what I can say tpt aka ( trailer park trash). all you need is a big fucking bird on the hood and you will fit right in. thanks to all those haters out there. as for the comment about the tonka truck thing i will never know if it might be able to run anything over cause all those peeps will be looking at my ass end. how gay is that? "stop looking at my pretty little ass fag boy" and so it begins! I do wanna point out 1 thing, how are you gonna call someone trailer park trash when your car has a cowl hood? you see more cars with those hoods in trailer parks than a ws6 owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 and so it begins! I do wanna point out 1 thing, how are you gonna call someone trailer park trash when your car has a cowl hood? you see more cars with those hoods in trailer parks than a ws6 owner :[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 well we haven't seen any under hood shots. maybe its a v-6 car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 well we haven't seen any under hood shots. maybe its a v-6 car? good point, v-6 cars with big cowl hoods are badass and AWESOME! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Flat paint is badass when done right. I want to repaint my EVO in flat red. Though why the Pontiac hate ? Been spanked one too many times by LSx's? welcome chris, guys this is one of my best friends good guy , he should fit in well here. errrrr ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 welcome to cr. Better bite your tongue on the pontiac talk, your going to need more than that bumber and hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 ...but what I can say tpt aka ( trailer park trash). all you need is a big fucking bird on the hood and you will fit right in. WTF are you talking about? You're just randomly making up abbreviations for shit that is never abbreviated ("tpt") and then just randomly putting other abbreviations ("aka") in sentences where they don't belong. "Oh hai guise, check out mah YM (yellow mustang) YMCA yeah and it has 900 horsepower and MCIF (my car is fast) ASAP SOS SSN." Here's some alliteration for your ass: find the nearest noose and insert your neck, noob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 WTF are you talking about? You're just randomly making up abbreviations for shit that is never abbreviated ("tpt") and then just randomly putting other abbreviations ("aka") in sentences where they don't belong. "Oh hai guise, check out mah YM (yellow mustang) YMCA yeah and it has 900 horsepower and MCIF (my car is fast) ASAP SOS SSN." Here's some alliteration for your ass: find the nearest noose and insert your neck, noob. Actually, if I may - I called a kid T.P.T. in high school one time. I'm sure he has made it this far in life without figuring it out. Unless this is him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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