87GT Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 The evil side of me says to shoot .22LR at them X_X Just go drive both of your cars to the nearest automatic car wash. Run it through there and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Go for a drive. Make sure to keep the engine at 250 degrees for 45 minutes. From there go in reverse for about 10 minutes keeping engine temps at 300 degrees. Finally pop the hood, add oregano, basil, and a touch of salt for a meal the whole family will enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 bwahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Just call animal control already. The cats will be permanently gone, and you won't have the guilt of subjecting an animal that's just trying to get warm to what is universally considered the worst death imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Just call animal control already. The cats will be permanently gone, and you won't have the guilt of subjecting an animal that's just trying to get warm to what is universally considered the worst death imaginable. No guilt here for these strays, and I am not going to call someone who gets a gov't paycheck (i.e. I pay) to come out here and spend time looking for these dumbass cats. I thoroughly <3 the carwash idea. Hard to tell from this thread probably, but I have always loved animals and have taken in many strays over the years. The thing about this group is that at least one has more blood in it's stool than feces. If I had done nothing and then my own animals had gotten sick, then I would have felt guilty. Anyways, end of debate, the situation has been taken care of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Best option is a live trap, then do whatever after you catch them. Just imagine the stink if you poison it, and it crawls back up around your tranny to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 No guilt here for these strays, and I am not going to call someone who gets a gov't paycheck (i.e. I pay) to come out here and spend time looking for these dumbass cats. I thoroughly <3 the carwash idea. Hard to tell from this thread probably, but I have always loved animals and have taken in many strays over the years. The thing about this group is that at least one has more blood in it's stool than feces. If I had done nothing and then my own animals had gotten sick, then I would have felt guilty. Anyways, end of debate, the situation has been taken care of. so what happen to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Car wash ftw ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Make sweet, sweet love to the cats, if they return to you ... than they're yours. If they do not than they never were ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 so what happen to them? What happened to who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 No guilt here for these strays, and I am not going to call someone who gets a gov't paycheck (i.e. I pay) to come out here and spend time looking for these dumbass cats. Look at it more this way; you're already paying whether you want to or not. Why not use the service you are involuntarily paying for anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Look at it more this way; you're already paying whether you want to or not. Why not use the service you are involuntarily paying for anyways? I soooo knew that would be your next reply in this thread. If I am paying them, then it's up to ME whether they should come out or not. Mwuhahaha. All the cats are safe and alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 A few months ago I saw a cat jump out from under a car going ~50mph on olentangy river rd. The thin landed and ran to the side of the road, then continued to run along the road. I am convinced these creatures are the antichrist and if they wish to inflict pain and suffering on you there is no stopping them. Best advice, boot stomp any cat you see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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