iwashmycar Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 anyone have an account? put in "Today I am single with a total of 14 kids, no job, and were getting kicked out of my moms house because of 25 grand in unpaid mortgage FML" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 You are running new coilpacks, I'm assuming. Negative, I hope and dont believe thats the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Negative, I hope and dont believe thats the problem hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcholi6792 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Today, after a party, I bring a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Brought back from the dead because this one HAS to be posted Today, I just finished having sex with a girl I met at a bar when she reached over and began to play with my balls. When I asked her why she was doing this she responded "I miss mine." FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal_Killer Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with comdoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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