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A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, we really have a wonderful system at the fire department;

 

BELL 1- we put on our coats.

BELL 2- rings and we all slid down the pole.

BELL 3- rings and we are on the truck.

 

From now on we are going to run this house the same way.

When i say;

 

BELL 1- you strip naked.

BELL 2- you jump in bed.

BELL 3- we are going to make love all night.

 

The next night when he came home from work he yelled;

 

BELL 1- she took off her cloths.

BELL 2- she jumped in bed .

BELL 3- they began to make love.

 

After a few minutes she yelled BELL 4!

 

He said,

What the hell is BELL 4?

 

MORE HOSE she responded.

 

YOU AIN' T NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE !!!!:eek:

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