Moostang Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Is Rollerblading gay or not? I have been rollerblading since they came out and I still am. But I was doing it today and got 3 jackass comments about it being gay so whats your impression about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 :gay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Very gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Very gay but, it is super fun! :gay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 depends. Were you wearing short shorts and a see through tube top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Very gay but, it is thuuper fun! :gay: fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl1647545492 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 If you rollerblade with a Metallica teeshirt it will "ungay" the whole rollerblade thing,temporarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 if you have to think about it being gay, its gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOED Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Do you know what the hardest part about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay ...and this is coming from a miata driver... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Do you know what the hardest part about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay ...and this is coming from a miata driver... LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted March 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 ok so its gay but still fun. i mean that might be gay talk there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Which is worse? Looking a little gay on rollerblades, or gaining weight on a couch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Q: Look at your feet. Are you rolling ? If you answered yes, answer the next question, if your answer was no, skip all other questions and go to end. Q: Are you wearing shoes ? If you answered yes, answer the next question, if your answer was no, skip all other questions and go to end Q: Do you see a skateboard under your feet ? Move to Answer Section. A: If you answered yes to all of the above questions, congratulations, you skateboard ! Your penis becomes partially, or even fully erect around attractive women, and likely, will meet their inside skin soon. A:If you answered answered no to any of the questions, you may be just walking, or worse ... on a pair of rollerblades. I'm sorry to tell your parents that you are officially gay, I'm telling your parents because face it ... deep down you already knew. EDIT: damn it someone did a similar joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I got hurt in much manlier ways on my skates than on any skateboard. Then again BMX is even manlier. BMX > Skates > being a skateboarding-emo-queer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Q: Look at your feet. Are you rolling ? If you answered yes, answer the next question, if your answer was no, skip all other questions and go to end. Q: Are you wearing shoes ? If you answered yes, answer the next question, if your answer was no, skip all other questions and go to end Q: Do you see a skateboard under your feet ? Move to Answer Section. A: If you answered yes to all of the above questions, congratulations, you skateboard ! Your penis becomes partially, or even fully erect around attractive women, and likely, will meet their inside skin soon. A:If you answered answered no to any of the questions, you may be just walking, or worse ... on a pair of rollerblades. I'm sorry to tell your parents that you are officially gay, I'm telling your parents because face it ... deep down you already knew. EDIT: damn it someone did a similar joke. Basically win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I got hurt in much manlier ways on my skates than on any skateboard. Then again BMX is even manlier. BMX > Skates > being a skateboarding-emo-queer You must have skated with some douche bags. I've been skating for 11 years and all the kids I know are just normal and rip. No emo ever. Snowboarding>Skateboarding>BMXing>Fruitboots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I got hurt in much manlier ways on my skates than on any skateboard. Then again BMX is even manlier. BMX > Skates > being a skateboarding-emo-queer How did I know that you'd chime in... actually it goes bmx > skateboarding > fruit booting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Is Rollerblading gay or not? I have been rollerblading since they came out and I still am. But I was doing it today and got 3 jackass comments about it being gay so whats your impression about it? Tell them you cannot possibly be gay,You are a Marine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Tell them you cannot possibly be gay' date='You are a Marine.[/quote'] Marines cannot read that response . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 How did I know that you'd chime in... actually it goes bmx > skateboarding > fruit booting. You got one part right, the rest was wrong lol. I think we can all agree, BMX is the win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 You got one part right, the rest was wrong lol. I think we can all agree, BMX is the win? Agreed. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 While everyone in my neighborhood was roller blading, I was on a board. My dad even bought me roller blades, I put them on once after watching that one skating movie back in the day. (Where the kid moves to his uncles house in cali, and they race down the devil's backbone and other queerness) I hated them things EDIT- The movie was airborne. Not that bad of a movie IIRC lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted March 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Tell them you cannot possibly be gay' date='You are a Marine.[/quote'] your right thats what I should of said but then they would think marines are gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted March 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 While everyone in my neighborhood was roller blading, I was on a board. My dad even bought me roller blades, I put them on once after watching that one skating movie back in the day. (Where the kid moves to his uncles house in cali, and they race down the devil's backbone and other queerness) I hated them things EDIT- The movie was airborne. Not that bad of a movie IIRC lol The kids actually from cali and moved to cincy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Brink mother fuckers. Brink. That shit was on Disney back in the day. If you haven't seen Brink, Nick Patlovich will shove your face. http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/79922-1/Facepush_3oclockHigh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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