Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 What's a black people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Who is david letterman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/tim_tuttle/11/04/inside.racing/marc-davis.jpg http://www.michronicleonline.com/articlelive/content_images/2008/IMAGES%202008-11-26/11-26-2008-MarcDavis-300px.jpg http://aps.schoolwires.net/1861101118113928800/lib/1861101118113928800/d-driver.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 fucked up....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Thatsracist.gif http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/thats_racist.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://formula420.com/MYSPC/NASCAR_6968.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dave letterman is a cock guzzling fag who needs his daily dose of horse cum ejaculated in his eye balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 that top 10 list is a couple years old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruinms Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dave letterman is a cock guzzling fag who needs his daily dose of horse cum ejaculated in his eye balls. he is just as fucking gay as the op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 whoa whoa whoa, why am i a gay now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/tim_tuttle/11/04/inside.racing/marc-davis.jpg caption that damn it i said grease the door bar and the trans tunnel, not just the window. famous words from a meet of cr last year at hooters, the guy from the paper was there asking questions. just so happens he's talking with kurt. dispatch guy ask's Kurt " so do you think people look at you differently because of the car you drive?" I yell out " they dont look at him differently cause of the car, they look at him differently cause hes black" and driving a car like that, they might just be wondering where he stole it. Phil starts rolling on the fucking ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 whoa whoa whoa, why am i a gay now? truth hurts.. careful larry. this one just came out of the closet. after he came in it :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'd imagine he caught some serious flak for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 truth hurts.. careful larry. this one just came out of the closet. after he came in it :bangbang: fucking ZING!! HAHA i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dave letterman is a cock guzzling fag who needs his daily dose of horse cum ejaculated in his eye balls. I think you meant to say Jay Leno...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I'm racist because I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 if you can't get your drive on with some gangster lean why bother to drive at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 True enough Rob, but fuck you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 hey hey hey. im black....just from the waist down tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 hey hey hey. im black....just from the waist down tho Somebody wake Rob up, he's dreaming again....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways. 10. I lean when I drive because I have a bad back 9. Everyone should have pistols because Austin, Hal, and Scott said so. 8. Completely wrong... Rap music takes away hp.. thats why we use ipods. 7. Pit crews pants fall down because white people stole their belts. 6. Dale Earnhart deserved it. Hes a douche-canoe. 5. We cant help it if we are always racially profiled. How else would you explain giving someone a speeding ticket during the Daytona 500 4. He's right about the ho's. Have you ever tried getting road head with no passenger seat??? 3. Cadillacs are for pimps. #3 is an accurate statment. Ghost riding scrapers ftw! 2. They call it "bailing out and running".. I call it "a car thats on fire"... 1. Who would wear head protection sideways? Thats just stupid.. We dont like nascar because our do-rags dont fit over the helmets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Nascars sit too low for 24s. They don't have functional doors for ghost riding. Trunk won't fit 12's. Goodyear doesn't make vogues. Long t's aren't considered a race suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Gold teeth make it hard for the pit crew to understand us Large penises throw off the cars center of gravity No communication with the pit crew after the 200th lap because our boost mobile phones run out of minutes. Jesse Jackson would pull the race card everytime we lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 You can't let your shoulda lean in the corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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