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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same

time.

 

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

 

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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caption that

 

 

 

damn it i said grease the door bar and the trans tunnel, not just the window.

 

 

 

 

 

famous words from a meet of cr

last year at hooters, the guy from the paper was there asking questions.

just so happens he's talking with kurt.

 

dispatch guy ask's Kurt " so do you think people look at you differently because of the car you drive?"

I yell out " they dont look at him differently cause of the car, they look at him differently cause hes black" and driving a car like that, they might just be wondering where he stole it.

Phil starts rolling on the fucking ground.

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same

time.

 

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

 

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

 

10. I lean when I drive because I have a bad back

 

9. Everyone should have pistols because Austin, Hal, and Scott said so.

 

8. Completely wrong... Rap music takes away hp.. thats why we use ipods.

 

7. Pit crews pants fall down because white people stole their belts.

 

6. Dale Earnhart deserved it. Hes a douche-canoe.

 

5. We cant help it if we are always racially profiled. How else would you explain giving someone a speeding ticket during the Daytona 500 :mad:

 

4. He's right about the ho's. Have you ever tried getting road head with no passenger seat???

 

3. Cadillacs are for pimps. #3 is an accurate statment. Ghost riding scrapers ftw!

 

2. They call it "bailing out and running".. I call it "a car thats on fire"...

 

1. Who would wear head protection sideways? Thats just stupid.. We dont like nascar because our do-rags dont fit over the helmets!

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Gold teeth make it hard for the pit crew to understand us

 

Large penises throw off the cars center of gravity

 

No communication with the pit crew after the 200th lap because our boost mobile phones run out of minutes.

 

Jesse Jackson would pull the race card everytime we lost.

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