Draco-REX Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 ..are fucking awesome. Anyone who doesn't think so should be kicked in the nuts. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Blah Eggs FTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OMELETTES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OMNOMNOMELETTES .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Blah Eggs FTL http://www.irishroundtable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Scissorkick%20to%20the%20nuts.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OMELETTES Remind me to have a word with my spell checker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Blah Eggs FTL Get out -------> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Ham and cheese ... FTMFW ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Omurice and good old ham and cheese are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Western Omelette FTMFW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 They make me feel like I am going to vomit. Fuck the omlette. I wasn't trying to be cute and rhyme, fuck the fucking omlettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Eggs are good for you. Eat them however you like it. Yum give me some eggz and bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 They make me feel like I am going to vomit. Fuck the omlette. I wasn't trying to be cute and rhyme, fuck the fucking omlettes. http://teft.mimiandteft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kicknut.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 http://teft.mimiandteft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kicknut.jpg Don't blame me because Bob Evans made me a gross omlette. Not my fault that their shit made me puke. Make me a good omlette and we'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appn88 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 http://www.irishroundtable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Scissorkick%20to%20the%20nuts.jpg hardcore nut kick FTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Don't blame me because Bob Evans made me a gross omlette. Not my fault that their shit made me puke. Make me a good omlette and we'll see. IMO, a good omelette is a simple one. Bacon and Cheese FTW. And forget any sort of silly ingredients too (Add water to the eggs????). Bacon.. cooked as you like. Shredded Cheese.. whatever kind you like. Eggs.. Three of them. Cook bacon and set aside. Drain pan, but DO NOT wipe clean. Beat eggs and pour into warm bacony pan on medium heat. Cook until most of the egg is solid. Show your 1337 Skillz and flip omelette. (Ensuring COMPLETE egg cooking) Spread cheese over half of omelette, crumble bacon over cheese Add more cheese if you want. Fold, serve, add cheese on top for looks. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 ^ you forgot cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Buffalo Bill is right, you need to put cheese on the omlette. I may have to try this. If it makes me sick, I am going to put it in a bag and leave it on your porch Draco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I should also post how to make a "cheater" omelette. My father used to make them this way because he though it wasn't worth the trouble (and potential breakage) to flip the omelette. As above but put your oven rack on the highest level and preheat your broiler. When the bottom of the omelette is solid, add your CHEESE (emphasis for sol740) and bacon while the top is still wet. Then put whole pan into the oven under the broiler and cook the top of the omelette. When solid, remove, fold, garnish, eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Buffalo Bill is right, you need to put cheese on the omlette. I may have to try this. If it makes me sick, I am going to put it in a bag and leave it on your porch Draco. If you can't stomach bacon and eggs, you're not a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 If you can't stomach bacon and eggs, you're not a man. I drink milkshakes of battery acid, sand, and rusty nails. I can handle the eggs and bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I drink milkshakes of battery acid, sand, and rusty nails. I can handle the eggs and bacon. I used to drink those. But the little umbrella was too fru-fru for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I used to drink those. But the little umbrella was too fru-fru for me. My boyfriend and I absolutely LOVE them. They're fabulous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I like my omelets with cheese, bacon, onion, diced peppers, steak chunks, and hot sauce. Sometimes I'll fold a fajita around it making it a gyromelet. Ooh, I like that idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I eat them when I clean out my fridge...Junk omlettes FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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