Comebackkid Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. You're a comedian and you didn't even know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub, one says "Pass the soap." The other one says, "What do I look like, a type writer?" :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: + rep for you sir!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 3 men are at the gates of heaven. God tells them "There is only enough room for 2 of you, so whichever 2 has the best stories will be let in." So the first man starts. "Well I was drinking on top of a building and fell off the edge. I fell far but caught myself on the 13th floor window sill. As I thought I was going to die, I see a man in the kitchen window. He comes towards me quickly and smashes my fingers with a hammer. I fell to the bushes and then a refrigerator fell on me." God replies, "That's one crazy story. How about you?" So the second man says "I just got home from work and I can smell sex all throughout my wife and I's apartment. The bitch is naked and I'm looking everywhere for the guy. Just as I'm about to give up, I see the bastard hanging out the window so I smash his fingers with a hammer. To make sure I got him I threw the fridge out after him. Well all the rage gave me a heart attack and I died." God says to the third man, "Well that's another interesting story." God asks the third man, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was hiding in a refrigerator..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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