Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 ... In the mens room here at work. That's right, corn. Just corn, like maybe 5 or 6 kernels. I don't know how they got there, but it scares me. :barf: Go Tuesday morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 sick...we really didnt need to know that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Fuck man, that's a free meal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Guess someones making some cornbread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 sick...we really didnt need to know that! I know right... and what's even more disturbing is it's by the urinal, NOT the toilet it’s in front of the urinal. Fuck man, that's a free meal! Come on now.... this is a classy thread, don't be bringing it down with nasty talk like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Butsecks in the work bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 :nopics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 :nopics: http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt61/kingsportvols/jimshitter.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I had a ton of corn in my poo last night. This post brought to you from the Worthington Galena Kroger pharmacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://redhanded.hobix.com/images/bacon_dispenser.jpg http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/10/dad.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 :nopics: Hey, You asked for it.... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/cmaines01/corn.jpg http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/cmaines01/corn2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 How does that happen!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 No mashed potatoes and gravy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 They were eating corn while pissing. It all makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 ^^^ must be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 If there is a sink next to there maybe someone was cleaning out their lunch bowl in the sink and corn ended up on the floor from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Small penis??? Shove an ear of corn down your pants. It will get you noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I lol'd at this thread.. nice!!! PS.. I dare you to put up a sign that says free corn and take another pic without getting fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow, I really wasn't expecting a full on investigation with actual ways as to how the corn got there. Haha. So lets play a little CSI…. They were eating corn while pissing. It all makes sense. I've conducted interviews with the 7 people at my office today. I've ruled out 3 because they're women. The 4 men I spoke to claim to have not eaten today and are actually discussing the lunch order. (which doesn't include corn). If there is a sink next to there maybe someone was cleaning out their lunch bowl in the sink and corn ended up on the floor from it. This isn’t likely as the sink is still 2 urinals down. I went back to the scene of the crime and found no evidence of corn in or around the sink, so unless they were flushing out their lunch bowl I’d say probably not. That and we have a nice clean lunch room closer to the offices. Someone would have to go out of their way to use the back bathroom to clean up… Small penis??? Shove an ear of corn down your pants. It will get you noticed. This will be tuff to determine , I may have to enlist some undercover help from our office…ummmm “flirt” maybe with her help I can get to the bottom of this… (yeah, it’s a slow day today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 How does that happen!? its not corn. the sky is falling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Come on now.... this is a classy thread, don't be bringing it down with nasty talk like that. I'm not bringing it down. That's a free delicacy, so eat up before someone else does. Fuck, hit the wall-mounted bacon machine if you're feeling adventurous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I lol'd at this thread.. nice!!! PS.. I dare you to put up a sign that says free corn and take another pic without getting fired. ftw! DOOOOOIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Server was down at work no pics. I'm home now...The case remains open.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/political-pictures-george-bush-something-wrong-banana-corn.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 juu gon eat dat cornbreddddd?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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