CRed05 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wow... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0 http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GlByFzNgL._AA280_.jpg For a day or two, a black T-shirt featuring an image of three wolves baying at a full moon claimed the top slot at the online store's clothing bestseller list,, beating out the usual, unremarkable mix of Levi's 505 regular-fit jeans, Crocs clogs and Adidas running shoes. And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase. "I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer. "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!" http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top There are some funny comments on there, like this one: "This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wow... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0 http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GlByFzNgL._AA280_.jpg http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top There are some funny comments on there, like this one: "This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. " This made me Very nice! Did you get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Everyone knows women dig the wolves on black t-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f0/2e/b62751c88da05ada9e861210.L.gif jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This is the first you folks have heard of the mighty wolf shirt ?!?! It won't be the last ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 i saw it a loooooong time ago on some other site. Read a ton of the comments had me laughing for hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 "I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. " Bwhahahah!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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