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Dox Car Wash Sunday July 5th


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320 London Road Suite 104

Across from MD Transmission

Delaware, Ohio

 

50 cent hand car wash *

 

Extras:

 

25 cents and I'll rinse the soap off

25 cents for hand drying with an old bath towel

10 cents extra if you want me to use a clean towel

 

Executive Super Deluxe Upgrade Package - $2.50

All of the above, plus:

Bug splatter scraped off front bumper with putty knife

I spray Armor All on your tires (up to four tires, whitewalls extra)

Hose out the interior

Windex windshield

Lysol spray inside trunk and under floor mats

Your choice of recycled hanging air freshener

 

Mention CR to be entered in a drawing for a coupon worth 10% off your next bail bond (offer expires August 31, 2009, void in Utah, limited restrictions apply)

 

 

 

I'll be around the place 9:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. washing my cars. Stop by if you want to wash your car, mebbe smoke cigars. Call if you need directions: 740-405-5565

 

No, there is no free dyno. No, there is no free food. No, there are no test drives. No, I'm not really going to wash your car for you, but I might help, and you can use my stuff.

 

:p

 

 

*Not responsible for sh*t that gets broken off your car or any water damage to engine or interior. Void where prohibited by law.

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For making that appointment, you now qualify for an upgrade to our special "White Glove" customer perk at no extra charge!

 

"White Glove" care means that after careful detailing by our expert migrant staff, your precious car will be parked on the side of our shop that has pavement instead of in the gravel lot where we usually park our customers' cars.

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