Doc1647545523 Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) 320 London Road Suite 104 Across from MD Transmission Delaware, Ohio 50 cent hand car wash * Extras: 25 cents and I'll rinse the soap off 25 cents for hand drying with an old bath towel 10 cents extra if you want me to use a clean towel Executive Super Deluxe Upgrade Package - $2.50 All of the above, plus: Bug splatter scraped off front bumper with putty knife I spray Armor All on your tires (up to four tires, whitewalls extra) Hose out the interior Windex windshield Lysol spray inside trunk and under floor mats Your choice of recycled hanging air freshener Mention CR to be entered in a drawing for a coupon worth 10% off your next bail bond (offer expires August 31, 2009, void in Utah, limited restrictions apply) I'll be around the place 9:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. washing my cars. Stop by if you want to wash your car, mebbe smoke cigars. Call if you need directions: 740-405-5565 No, there is no free dyno. No, there is no free food. No, there are no test drives. No, I'm not really going to wash your car for you, but I might help, and you can use my stuff. *Not responsible for sh*t that gets broken off your car or any water damage to engine or interior. Void where prohibited by law. Edited July 5, 2009 by Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Doc, are you high? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Nope, but still drunk from last night. A box of white castles and a couple of cigars will get me back on the road, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Nope, but still drunk from last night. A box of white castles and a couple of cigars will get me back on the road, though. Sounds like a hell of a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Doc, you're crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 i may be in town here soon, ill stop by and say hellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 For making that appointment, you now qualify for an upgrade to our special "White Glove" customer perk at no extra charge! "White Glove" care means that after careful detailing by our expert migrant staff, your precious car will be parked on the side of our shop that has pavement instead of in the gravel lot where we usually park our customers' cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Doc, in all seriousness, how long will you be at the shop today? Might see if the old man wants to take a ride up there if it wouldn't be burdensome to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 That was a good read Doc lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Haha! Thats hilarious. I wish I would have seen this earlier. My car is filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 "White Glove" care means that after careful detailing by our expert migrant staff So are you saying that Christian is going to be there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 So are you saying that Christian is going to be there? Ouch. I lold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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