Science Abuse Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 http://www.greatdreams.com/reptlan/reps.htm In case you weren't aware, there is a race of shape-shifting lizard alien humanoids that are currently running the world. -Who Are They? People. Who are lizards. You can't tell, though, because they're also shape-shifters. -Who Thinks They Control the World? Meet David Icke. He is a fucking loon. A former football player and sports announcer, David Icke became shithouse rat insane in 1994. For most of that decade he was lost in the crowd, talking about a group of "Global Elite" secretly controlling the world (by which he usually meant "the Jews"). Then one day in 1999, he published a book that revealed the greatest secret in human history: We're all secretly being controlled by alien lizards from the constellation Draco. In case his word isn't enough, Icke offers up a convoluted theory about how the elite families in America and Europe interbreed not because of snobbery, but so they can preserve their alien lizard DNA. The British royal family, the Bushes, the Kennedys, the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers are all part of this alien collective. Never mind the fact that Joe Kennedy, Sr. was just some middle-class Irish guy before he built himself up via stock market scams and, possibly, bootlegging. And we don't know how he's going to integrate the horribly impoverished Kenyan Obama bloodline into that theory. Probably some drunken lizard uncle who went slumming for a spell. Oh, and did I mention that lots of people agree with him? Icke spends most of his time writing and traveling across the world giving crazy talks that draw surprisingly large crowds. Especially in Canada. We like to think that most of his "followers" just love him ironically, like Ed Wood fans, but unfortunately there's no way to tell. -Why People Believe It: Icke basically took the concept of the Illuminati in his hand and fisted it deep into the bowels of crazy land. The element of V-style shape-shifting aliens adds a cool layer of sci-fi to the whole thing that's hard to resist. These days, fans of the theory have dug up thousands of photos that claim to have caught world leaders dropping their disguise, from photos of George Bush, Sr. with reptilian slit pupils: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/secret_organizations/lizard4.jpg , to TV reporters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Do you need special sunglasses to see them? http://www.fusionanomaly.net/theyliveconform.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m393/bugman25/RowdyRoddyPiper.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I lol'd... KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot_wire Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 A PREDICTION FOR THE FUTURE FROM THE HOUSE OF DAVID Between now and 2007 AD, our planet will have a 70 degree pole shift. Saudia Arabia will become the new North Pole. In the next 10 years, these are the changes we'll be witness to: 1. We will all become telepathic. 2. The Andromedan Council has ordered all extraterrestrial presences on the planet, in the planet, and on the moon to be completely out of our space. They want everything that's ET, benevolent or not, off the planet. This will be very interesting since there are over 1,833 reptilians living in our planet and over 18,000 grays living underground and on the moon. The council would like to see how we will live with each other when we are not being manipulated by ETs, as we have been for the last 5,723 years. About damn time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I was hoping this would be about Penn and Teller's Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 The whole reptilian race thing was around long before him, though, and as far as conspiracies go, a rather common one shared with a great many people. I have reptilian character on Oblivion, so I think they'll see me as a sympathizer and let me live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/mk2/mk20116.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 thats not a serpant tounge, thats a coke twitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 im a shape shifter. when im normal its 3" when im arroused its 7" and bigger arround too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 This is about as dumb as the lady who was tripping out at the truck facing the wrong way on the highway as it was being towed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 LOL This guy needs to just join Scientology, its about the same but with structure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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