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The Doug Gottlieb Show's 10 commandments for watching NFL preseason games

 

1 Thou shall not wager one penny on a preseason game.

2 Thou shall not make any reference to any team's preseason record or stats.

3 Thou shall not use "watching an NFL preseason game" as an excuse to get out of a family function.

4 Thou shall not throw a party or meet at a sports bar to watch a preseason game.

5 Thou shall not be the least bit impressed with any third string quarterback.

6 Thou shall refrain from jerseys and body paint during the preseason.

7 Thou shall not complain about the play-calling during the preseason.

8 For Michigan residents: Thou shall not riot if the Lions win a preseason game.

9 Thou shall not complain about any replays or wish your team "Could've challenged that!"

10 Thou shall not ask yourself, "Should we go for two here?"

 

 

I just thought it was funny hearing on the radio the other day.

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