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Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady

got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no

mo' big rap upon you man!

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get

the same ol' same ol.

BEING SORRY.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got

perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

CHOICE.

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac

lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

WEALTHY AND WISE.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!

 

Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th'

java.

Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some

draggin' fruit garden.

 

Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.

Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know

if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as

soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`

rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I

dug her rap.

Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump

don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains

anyhow.

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