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Hello!

Looking to possibly trade/work something out with someone who can get me employee discounts on:

- a Gucci belt or sunglasses

- Burberry print shirt, backpack or belt

- Chanel sunglasses

- Louis Vuitton belt or sunglasses

 

I can:

 

- change brake pads on cars

- give amazing massages

- help with Photoshop or graphic design work

- cut hair

- clean cars

- get you a nordstrom employee discount

- get you alcohol or other substances

- provide companionship or limited eroticism (my gender is male)

 

thank you :) hope we can help eachother out :)

 

 

 

IN CASE IT GET FLAGGED.

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nope, sorry!

 

that was a trick answer, as guido is not an actual ethnicity.

 

Seeing as it is west coast, he knows how to do nails, change brakes on your honda, can massage, can work a computer (photoshop) and has limited eroticism (read: small penis) it is probably of some asian descent.

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Seeing as it is west coast, he knows how to do nails, change brakes on your honda, can massage, can work a computer (photoshop) and has limited eroticism (read: small penis) it is probably of some asian descent.

 

DING DING!!!

 

Now moneyshift, for 2 cigars.... what was the other ethnicity? If you do not respond within 1 hour we will open up to the rest of the contestants for a chance to steal!

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DING DING!!!

 

Now moneyshift, for 2 cigars.... what was the other ethnicity? If you do not respond within 1 hour we will open up to the rest of the contestants for a chance to steal!

 

closet racist. It's because I am white that you are saying my answer is incorrect.

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