SRTurbo04 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 soo gas is going up... sooo i have had teh worst gas ever...to the point where it is one of those hot wet farts that u can feel the GAS GOING Up an rising an hitting you in the face ughh makes ym gag an want to throw up... well that is all just thought ide let u know that ive got bad gas that is rising hahah also my cubicle buddies hate me now :bangbang: edit: an you all thought this was about gasoline prices ... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I keep a fan in my cube to blow that shit back towards the person that created it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Neat! :thumbup: I took a shit the other day at work that almost choked me out I had to courtesy flush to save myself. Then I spent the rest of the day wondering WTF I ate that could have made it that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 i dont have to poo thats the sucky thing jsut bad ...very bad gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I was taking a dump at work today and saw through the door crack this four hundred pound mass of a man walk into the stall next to me. I felt my toilet shake when he sat down and he instantly unleashed a five-gallon bucket of swampy diarreah into the bowl. Immediately I held my breath and wiped as fast as possible and quickly walked out of the stall. I couldn't hold my breath any longer as I was rushing to the door and had to take a deep breath.. I wasn't far enough from ground zero yet, it smelled and tasted terrible. The air was so thick with the smell of hot wet crap I literally felt like vomiting right there, but I pushed through into the hallway and survived. This happens too often where I work. So now I will walk to the other side of the building and go up a few floors where not many people work. Problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 ... but I pushed through into the hallway and survived. WAY TO GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I keep a fan in my cube to blow that shit back towards the person that created it. Me too...poor girl in the cube behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I am about to go wreck a toilet here before the drive home. My goal is to make someone vomit and maybe passout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 lol ncie brian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Neat! :thumbup: I took a shit the other day at work that almost choked me out I had to courtesy flush to save myself. Then I spent the rest of the day wondering WTF I ate that could have made it that bad. I'm generally not a "stinky" person, but even I know when you gotta courtesy flush for yourself, it's bad. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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