koolrayz Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 When and Where? Fear my light-weight shoelace swap I just did. Not fair, those are purpose made race shoes. Brians were made with pump gas, not race gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 My running shoes are CR Stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Just took a huge dump for weight reduction and plan on having my teeth done so their will be nitrous in my lungs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 The soles of my shoes are filled with helium for a quicker 60'. DEFYING GRAVITY FTMFW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I have chosen to run barefoot. Thus eliminating the groves of the shoes, being more lightweight, and giving me more surface area for traction. I will also be going commando and shaving my testicals. The reduced weight of no underwear, with the aerodynamics of my balls, will give me that certain edge I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Won't the shaving of said testicles reduce drag? You may need more frontal downforce, I recommend some canards attached to your...nards. http://i45.tinypic.com/2wqzi38.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Good point. But instead of doing it down there I think I will put an adjustable spoiler on a lightweight yankees hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Oh shit, that makes it double adjustable because you can wear the hat backwards (which will use the spoiler like a flap) upon deceleration for better braking like planes do. Damn, I don't think I can get on your level, you've got NAWZ filled lungs, adjustable downforce, nudity, everything the pros use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Oh shit, that makes it double adjustable because you can wear the hat backwards (which will use the spoiler like a flap) upon deceleration for better braking like planes do. Damn, I don't think I can get on your level, you've got NAWZ filled lungs, adjustable downforce, nudity, everything the pros use. @ pros using nudity :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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