koolrayz Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I am leaving for a 7 night vacation in Punta Cana (dominican Republic) on Saturday. Need some ideas from others that have been there? http://www.majestic-resorts.com/es/H2/Hotel-Majestic-Elegance-Punta-Cana.aspx As many of you already know Brian Carter and I have broken our relations off and my new "freind" is taking me. Any suggestions other than the Pile Driver? To bad for you MR Carter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 HAHA nice one Ray! although i will say Brian Carter sometimes has a smelly neither region cause he won't shower for 2 days and he is a pot smoking stripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Ya I had to dump him because his dick is smaller than the one on my hampster. Dont ask how I now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Here is where the lol started ... and here was when I stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 the food there sucks, bad. be warned. they cant even get french fires or hamburgers right. everything tastes funny. wonder if the other side of the island is impacting the DR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Here's the entire story. While Ray and I were talking he decided to get hardcore into fisting. At one point it was so bad he had dudes uppercutting his poop dispenser just to get a thrill. This made him extremely loose so he started calling me small. His new guy must be a conductor because Rays so loose now when he asks you to run a train on him he's going to be expecting a real train. WE ARE OVER!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Here's the entire story. While Ray and I were talking he decided to get hardcore into fisting. At one point it was so bad he had dudes uppercutting his poop dispenser just to get a thrill. This made him extremely loose so he started calling me small. His new guy must be a conductor because Rays so loose now when he asks you to run a train on him he's going to be expecting a real train. WE ARE OVER!!!!!!! You sound like a controlling, jealous asshole. Best of luck Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I'm not the one bragging about my new guy with a large thang going on vacation! He doesnt want me to start spilling secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Oh I am plenty tight. You are the one that has to use alum powder to have something that is tighter than a jar of mayo. Bryan cant even fist correctly. He has hands like the guy on the BK burger commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 You sound like a controlling, jealous asshole. Best of luck Ray. Ya tell ME about it. I am so much happier now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Stop posting and I'll stop posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 This is my thread and I will post if I want to little man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 You always treated me bad and made me have low self esteem. The therapy sessions we had didnt change that fact that you just never loved me the way I loved you. Its a good thing we never adopted that kid from Guatamala like you wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mallard Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I was there in Dec and stayed at the Iberostar. There wasn't much reason to leave the resort if you just want to hang out at the beach or pool. There are vendors in the lobby's of most hotels that sell excursions. There was one that was a day long that took you to see some ruins and give you a historical tour of the area. We didn't do this. We did a dolphin swim which was decent. Some of the snorkeling excursions looked fun, but my wife wasn't too crazy about it. There's one that is takes you to a floating island where you eat drink, kayak, snorkel, etc all day. The only problem with that is there's no shade and you'll probably roast. If you booked on a site like Expedia or Orbitz I would book transportation through them ahead of time. It's pretty hectic once you get out of baggage claim. The local street vendors can be pretty pushy and will try to sell you everything. If you really want something to take home they can be haggled a lot lower. Everyone will call you "friend" and try to strike up a conversation about where you're from before trying to force you into their store. The food is different, mostly because there are a lot of Euro tourists so it's geared towards them. If you're staying at an all-inclusive, the first thing you should do is go to the reservations desk and make as many dinner reservations at the resort restaurants as possible. Any other questions just ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 You always treated me bad and made me have low self esteem. The therapy sessions we had didnt change that fact that you just never loved me the way I loved you. Its a good thing we never adopted that kid from Guatamala like you wanted to. I make YOU feel bad!!!!!!!!!!! How do you think your thread about the women at work throwing themselves at you made me feel???? You insensitve bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I was there in Dec and stayed at the Iberostar. There wasn't much reason to leave the resort if you just want to hang out at the beach or pool. There are vendors in the lobby's of most hotels that sell excursions. There was one that was a day long that took you to see some ruins and give you a historical tour of the area. We didn't do this. We did a dolphin swim which was decent. Some of the snorkeling excursions looked fun, but my wife wasn't too crazy about it. There's one that is takes you to a floating island where you eat drink, kayak, snorkel, etc all day. The only problem with that is there's no shade and you'll probably roast. If you booked on a site like Expedia or Orbitz I would book transportation through them ahead of time. It's pretty hectic once you get out of baggage claim. The local street vendors can be pretty pushy and will try to sell you everything. If you really want something to take home they can be haggled a lot lower. Everyone will call you "friend" and try to strike up a conversation about where you're from before trying to force you into their store. The food is different, mostly because there are a lot of Euro tourists so it's geared towards them. If you're staying at an all-inclusive, the first thing you should do is go to the reservations desk and make as many dinner reservations at the resort restaurants as possible. Any other questions just ask. Good tip on the ruins I havent read about them yet. I didnt book the transportation because it was always a rippoff when I did it threw the cruise lines and you had to wait untill they "filled up". The last time after waiting almost two hours they admitted they didnt know where our bus was. Took a cab, got my money back from the cruiseline and gambled with the profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I make YOU feel bad!!!!!!!!!!! How do you think your thread about the women at work throwing themselves at you made me feel???? You insensitve bastard. I knew this is why you made this thread. Dont be jealous because several 600lb woman want to have relations with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 CHEATER, your always bangin the fatties. Chubby chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 So, you run a shop out of your garage and let guys watch you bend over cars all day you hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Good tip on the ruins I havent read about them yet. I didnt book the transportation because it was always a rippoff when I did it threw the cruise lines and you had to wait untill they "filled up". The last time after waiting almost two hours they admitted they didnt know where our bus was. Took a cab, got my money back from the cruiseline and gambled with the profit. Some of the places we passed in the cab were a little sketchy. The closest resorts are about a 30 min ride from the airport. You'll get out of baggage claim into the mass of desperate cab drivers that are trying to grab your hands and lead you to their car. All we had to do was look through them and find the "Coco Tours" guy with our name on a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 As many of you already know Brian Carter and I have broken our relations off and my new "freind" is taking me. Any suggestions other than the Pile Driver? To bad for you MR Carter. you'll have to buy your lube once you get there because you will never make it through airport security with it, unless you "hide" it somewhere secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Itryed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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