SAMBUSA Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off of hispenis. According to the nurse assisting, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. Now you decide what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on yourpenis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. Did a snopes on this, the story is undetermined but it said that there have been wedding rings removed from genitalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 haha, they all sound pretty bad to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 yeah its like pick your poison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 love it!!!! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 For the record, my ring doesn't fit. I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 maybe some guys have big fingers lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Pencil dick for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 # 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavscout73 Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 well at least now I know I dont have the smallest dick around!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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