Jump to content

Wedding ring


SAMBUSA

Recommended Posts

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off of his

penis. According to the nurse assisting, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Did a snopes on this, the story is undetermined but it said that there have been wedding rings removed from genitalia. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...