cbrjess0815 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 This is funny....Wonder if the husband took his own advice lol Loving WifeA man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yikes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sporty105 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 :takeit:way to take one for the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 lol..that was some funny shit..nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fusion Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Perfect!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CbrGirl Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 :lol: Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 traitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 ^^ for you ???:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Catman Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 that's fucked up !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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