TurboRust Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 so. I'm making my first pass yesterday in the S.L.O and i make my 2-3 shift and a goddamn eagle must have shit on my hood, because at 75mph it made a watermelon sized spot on the hood, then proceeded to blow into my wipers and half up my windshield. luckily had some quick detailer in teh car, came back and ruined a microfiber cloth covering it in eagle shit. fast forward to today.. 30 mins ago the wife makes me go outside to plant some fucking flowers that her mom just thought we had to have..(btw who the fuck plants flowers in the middle of june).. anyways I'm on number like 3 out of 11 and plop! my hand gets warm, and ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN BIRD SHIT ON ME WHAT THE FUCK!..FUCK OFF BIRDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 You need a rifle and a hound... http://www.cliffsidebirddogs.com/images/seelye_firing_pheasant.jpg problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Sonoma Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 lo f'in l. srsly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Funny story my grandpa once told me.....one time he was in Florida walking along a beach or something with a couple friends. One of his friends was talking, and happen to look up just as a seagull flying above them was taking a shit. The bird's shit landed right into his friend's open mouth. lol I can't even imagine how funny that would have been to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Got a forehead-full late last Fall while riding on the bike at 75mph. Shit stinks like 30 day old cat piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Getting shit on by birds is supposed to be good luck. :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 You need a rifle and a hound... problem solved i live across from the reynoldsburg police..hence why I've had to kill 15 opossums with knives and axes and cars instead on a 12 gauge Getting shit on by birds is supposed to be good luck. :shrug: i dont need any fucking luck. i need to not be shit on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 That's awful. I hate cleaning that shit up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Beard Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Getting shit on by birds is supposed to be good luck. :shrug: if your a crab fisherman i think that supposed good luck was stated by a guy who had a bunch of gullible friends who got shit on and didnt want to be made fun of. if it makes you feel any better, I had to plant a bunch of flowers for my mom today (she bought them before she went to floriday and forgot to plant them) and then when i was out and about on the bike, i got hit with this big ass beetle while i was doing about 80-85 on the river road. damn thing exploded on my forehead. so not only did i have to clean all the bug guts out of my glasses/ hair and even ears, but damn near got knocked out to boot. it felt like i got hit with a fucking rock!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 will birds drink antifreeze and die>? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 this thread delivers the lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Getting shit on by birds is supposed to be good luck. :shrug: This confirms my bad luck. While at the zoo near the gorillas last week, 3 separate guys, one after the other, got shit on by birds. All right by me. I came out clean. 2 of them had gf's. It somehow made if funnier. Damn, they were lucky. lol if your a crab fisherman i think that supposed good luck was stated by a guy who had a bunch of gullible friends who got shit on and didnt want to be made fun of. if it makes you feel any better, I had to plant a bunch of flowers for my mom today (she bought them before she went to floriday and forgot to plant them) and then when i was out and about on the bike, i got hit with this big ass beetle while i was doing about 80-85 on the river road. damn thing exploded on my forehead. so not only did i have to clean all the bug guts out of my glasses/ hair and even ears, but damn near got knocked out to boot. it felt like i got hit with a fucking rock!!! That fuckin sucks. I had to clean vibrant pink and purple bird shit from all over the rav a few days ago after a stint at Blue Limestone park. They're are alot of blackberries or some shit around there. I'm guessing the damn birds were gorging on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 will birds drink antifreeze and die>? $20 and I'll use a box of .22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 will birds drink antifreeze and die>? Will the cops arrest you for suspiciously having a yard full or dead birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Shitty story.... Buy funny none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 a bird shit in my bros mouth at Blacklick Woods when he was like 5. funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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