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Conception - Happened in the back of a McDonalds. Mommy was suppose to swallow buy Daddy forgot to pull out.

 

Pregnancy - Mom went to have an abortion but was 3 days over the limit. She then went to some guy in Mexico to do it illegally... Later she found out (after her stomach got bigger) that she was still pregnant. Shockingly Pedro was not a doctor. She called the wrong number and he just wanted to see her naked.

 

Birth - Was the last time Phil was close to female parts.

 

Childhood - Phil put on his first headband at 3 years of age. His dad thought he was gay but to his surprise Phil was preparing for a life of racquetball and colorful headbands.

 

Teenage years - The hard truth was revealed as to why his bus was shorter than everyone else. He took out his fury on his penis in what would be known as the chaffing heard round the world.

 

Adulthood - Phil attends the Ohio State University and plays racquetball despite the finger pointing and laughter. To try to make himself look like more of a man he buys a sports car... but to his surprise he purchased the slowest cars known to the sport. Knowing his car was slow he picked up internet shit talking in order to compensate. To this day he can be found calling people names and disprespecting mods all over the internet.

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Conception - Happened in the back of a McDonalds. Mommy was suppose to swallow buy Daddy forgot to pull out.

 

Pregnancy - Mom went to have an abortion but was 3 days over the limit. She then went to some guy in Mexico to do it illegally... Later she found out (after her stomach got bigger) that she was still pregnant. Shockingly Pedro was not a doctor. She called the wrong number and he just wanted to see her naked.

 

Birth - Was the last time Phil was close to female parts.

 

Childhood - Phil put on his first headband at 3 years of age. His dad thought he was gay but to his surprise Phil was preparing for a life of racquetball and colorful headbands.

 

Teenage years - The hard truth was revealed as to why his bus was shorter than everyone else. He took out his fury on his penis in what would be known as the chaffing heard round the world.

 

Adulthood - Phil attends the Ohio State University and plays racquetball despite the finger pointing and laughter. To try to make himself look like more of a man he buys a sports car... but to his surprise he purchased the slowest cars known to the sport. Knowing his car was slow he picked up internet shit talking in order to compensate. To this day he can be found calling people names and disprespecting mods all over the internet.

 

You rock harder than Michael J Fox with a belly full of Red Bull and Stacker 2's

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Conception - Happened in the back of a McDonalds. Mommy was suppose to swallow buy Daddy forgot to pull out.

 

Pregnancy - Mom went to have an abortion but was 3 days over the limit. She then went to some guy in Mexico to do it illegally... Later she found out (after her stomach got bigger) that she was still pregnant. Shockingly Pedro was not a doctor. She called the wrong number and he just wanted to see her naked.

 

Birth - Was the last time Phil was close to female parts.

 

Childhood - Phil put on his first headband at 3 years of age. His dad thought he was gay but to his surprise Phil was preparing for a life of racquetball and colorful headbands.

 

Teenage years - The hard truth was revealed as to why his bus was shorter than everyone else. He took out his fury on his penis in what would be known as the chaffing heard round the world.

 

Adulthood - Phil attends the Ohio State University and plays racquetball despite the finger pointing and laughter. To try to make himself look like more of a man he buys a sports car... but to his surprise he purchased the slowest cars known to the sport. Knowing his car was slow he picked up internet shit talking in order to compensate. To this day he can be found calling people names and disprespecting mods all over the internet.

 

We should all be this lucky! He's a fuckin collegian athlete with his name in the record books at THE Ohio State University!!!! :p

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We should all be this lucky! He's a fuckin collegian athlete with his name in the record books at THE Ohio State University!!!! :p

 

 

Exactly, timeout wait? Awwww I hate you, I'm posting up the nudes u sent me

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one time, he made me pretend to be a photographer, then he chased me onto a subway and filmed a movie he called Midnight Meat Train: Dark Meat Edition
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