Casper Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Stole this from another board:This reportedly is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submittedat a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired himbecause he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg B. (Name withheld to protectthe guilty)SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't beapplying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitzstyle severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we canhaggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.SALARY: Less than I'm worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens andpost-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING: I hated itHOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.SIGN HERE: Aries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yotaman88210 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Aries! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 A ballzy way to get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i would hire him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EagleCock Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 lolz50 lbs of what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 hahahahhahaahhahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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