Xyster101 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Saw this! Too funny, right here in Columbus. http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/1984170808.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Pasted for those that can't view other sites and in case it gets flagged. Fully adjustable wing - $20 (Columbus, OH) Date: 2010-10-01, 6:43PM EDT Reply to: sale-fzq66-1984170808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have for sale a fully adjustable wing. It was on an old MR2 that I had bought, and it was the first thing to come off before I would be seen in it. You can put this on your civic, and it will enable you to fly to the moon. Haven't you ever wanted to visit the moon? This can make it happen for you. It'll add so much horsepower it'll make your mother implode when you step on the gas. You will make V8's your bitch. Don't you want that kind of power and fame? To hell with a turbo, you need DOWNFORCE! Keep that shit on the road (unless you're en route to the moon, which this can totally make happen for you)! You can take this to a formula 1 race and be the envy of all the drivers there. Hell, you can probably time travel with it. I never tried, so i don't know, but on a civic, I'm sure you make it happen, since this wing also increases your driving skills to that of the DRIFT KING! Yep, you read that correctly: DRIFT KING! Once you put this on your car, the Fast and the Furious might as well be a movie about your balls, since you'll be an expert driver, you'll surpass all the stunt scenes ON YOUR WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE! Damn right. Skylines will be drifting their asses off just to catch up to you. But they can't, and you know it. Because you'll have this fully adjustable wing set on autopilot and you won't even have to drive anymore. This is so epic that you won't even have to steer it. It'll adjust itself to make the turns for you. You want this. Remember: Moon, V8 slaves, Time Travel, Drift King. Buy it. P.S. It's going in the trash in a week. I'm tired of it taking up space in my closet. Even though my closet has been winning drift races left and right. E-mail me: Cecil_Winchestyr (at) hotmail (dot) com Keywords: civic, accord, honda, acura, toyota, nissan, sentra, Z, 300zx, 350Z, 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, turbo, moon, skyline, ricer, rice, stupid, import Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 My fav's: P.S. It's going in the trash in a week. I'm tired of it taking up space in my closet. Even though my closet has been winning drift races left and right. Keywords: civic, accord, honda, acura, toyota, nissan, sentra, Z, 300zx, 350Z, 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, turbo, moon, skyline, ricer, rice, stupid, import Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Someone email this guy and get him on here, he sounds like he will fit in well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Someone email this guy and get him on here, he sounds like he will fit in well. lets tarp people from craigslist and make fun of them in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Holy shit that is funny. I love people who don't take themselves serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 lets tarp people from craigslist and make fun of them in the oven. I can't post in the oven otherwise I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 The key words are my favorite. Rice, Ricer, Stupid. I'm gonna buy it. He deserves the 20.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyOfDarkness Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Probably the drunk driver guy with the mr2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 So, I emailed him last night. Told him to join CR. We are gonna have to keep an eye out. He said he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 lol niceeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyster101 Posted October 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 He is actually a friend of mine and has been to Cars and Coffee a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 He now has an intro thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Flagged for best of craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Panic1647545539 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 So, I emailed him last night. Told him to join CR. We are gonna have to keep an eye out. He said he would. *ahem* I'm still waiting on you to call!! lol I'm glad you guys liked it, I had a lot of fun writing it. I had bought an old, tired, '85 MR2, and it had a rice cannon, and this "thing" stuck on the trunk lid. I sure as hell didn't want either of them. It's just been sitting in the closet and I'm sick of my girlfriend bitching at me to get rid of it. So seriously... don't you want to go to the moon? Buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I want it but I don't see anywhere if it will fit either of my VW's. Do you have an adapter bracket for a B5 or MKIV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Panic1647545539 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 You bolt it to your trunk lid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 *ahem* I'm still waiting on you to call!! lol I'm glad you guys liked it, I had a lot of fun writing it. I had bought an old, tired, '85 MR2, and it had a rice cannon, and this "thing" stuck on the trunk lid. I sure as hell didn't want either of them. It's just been sitting in the closet and I'm sick of my girlfriend bitching at me to get rid of it. So seriously... don't you want to go to the moon? Buy it. Did you send your number? PM me. I'll pick it up tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 You bolt it to your trunk lid. Sorry. I realize you don't know me and my sarcasm didn't translate well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Panic1647545539 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 lol! I suddenly feel very stupid for giving a legitimate answer... I think the previous owner must have lost the extra adapters whilst spending large amounts of time sideways with this bolted to his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 lol i like this guy. homo. much much homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abarber11 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 epic that is all you can say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I'll be sideways in no time. Thanks Randy, good to meet you. Hazah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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