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WTF!? Seriously?!


KhaoticRebel

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Obviously, the two teachers are wayyyyy immature. Not only were they having sex with a 13 year old, but the second one got jealous when she found out the first one was bangin her "man"? One confronts the other, the other rats out the second one to the police? WTF??? Can we say "high school mentality" here.

Those two women have no business dealing with kids.

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This thread reeks of jealousy... especially from the OP.

Hell, I'm a grown man who gets laid regular, and I"M jealous... The boy does lose a few points if they were fugly, unless he was a bad student and got all A's out of it....

I say the kid is a super pimp, if he is pulling this at 13yrs, just wait till he gets older... none of our younger sisters are safe now...

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Yup. Sodomy laws refer to anal or oral copulation.

I'll just leave it at that. Feel free to use your imagination....

I think I'm going to throw up.:puke: That kid is a little freaky. Just give it a few months...I won't be surprised if one of those ladies ends up pregnant LOL.

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A guy in Newfoundland buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the truck, and one of them is beeping the horn.

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