V8 Beast Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Phil starts his career with slow car after slow car :no: Race after race he finds himself hitting the steering wheel repeatedly screaming "Y U NO GO FASTER!!" So upset with the speed of his cars and slow timeslips Phil vows to never race at a track again http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd81n1Uc84cwyTgqsjFVah7gwRAabNNDvf4b24N1vBkebKt4Lnkg&t=1 With no fast car Phil is forced to be known as the guy that plays raquetball. Phill hated how this impacted his street cred :dumb: Finally after years and several different cars he stumbles upon a car with an LSx engine. :masturboy: Knowing he has a real power plant to work with his e-penis grows 10 inches :gabe: He pictures himself calling out everyone in an attempt to gain back his manhood.. laughing at those he defeats :lolguy: In the process of getting the car in running order he is banned from columbus racing again. :fa: After several weeks of seeing the banned message he logs in and can actually see the forum. Immediately starts talking shit like a bauce! :fuckyeah: While Phil is in the middle of replying to this post V8 Beast bans him again just for shits and giggles... http://vglounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/8156.rage_face.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Rage story of the year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acklac7 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 lol'ed IRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 troll troll troll your boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 troll troll troll your boat Phils not really a troll, he's a true racer.. havnt you seen the posts??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Phils not really a troll, he's a true racer.. havnt you seen the posts??? It doesn't matter if Phil loses by an inch or a mile, he always loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You left out Sponsored. Ping Pong is serious bitness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 It doesn't matter if Phil loses by an inch or a mile, he always loses. :lolguy::lolguy::lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 He's afraid of dig racing because his shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Good story. Will read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Rage Story already Done... http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1374683&postcount=42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 You left out Sponsored. Ping Pong is serious bitness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 He's afraid of dig racing because his shit sucks. no, more like hes scared of it cause he cant drive. may i bring up the track day and the 15.X something he ran in my car lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 It would appear I was framed http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/banned.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 love it , Brian I hate u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Damn dirty lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 It would appear I was framed http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/banned.jpg its been shopped.:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 its been shopped.:dumb: Yes its quite obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Yes its quite obvious the red circle and arrow wwas a dead give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Its not a shop. Thats permanent marker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Its not a shop. Thats permanent marker BS, I can tell by the pixels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 He's afraid of dig racing because his shit sucks. Whoa whoa whoa, i race from a dig. I never said I wouldn't, I said I'll never take my car to the track. And it's not cause I have a new car I'm talking shit, I was talking shit in the fox, I was talking shit in the camaro and every stage of it, I was even talking shit about bikes when I had my 1k that never came out. So the car has nothing to do with it, but I enjoyed chapter 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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