Guest Hal Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 This thread is pure Halchemy. Lol, that one is the best I have heard in a long time.:fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Is Hal pretty tall? Or is he more of a Hal-fling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) He's kinda bright, like a Hal-ogen lightbulb. Edited June 10, 2011 by Orion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Kinda fruity too, what with his ever present Hal-ter top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) But he always remembers me at Christmas, when he sends me a Hal-mark card. Edited June 10, 2011 by Orion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 And he always responds to my invitations to get down with such Hal-acrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 And man, if he comes to your party, you better stock up on the seafood. Dude can put away some Hal-balone's, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 And he likes his desserts Hal-a-mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Funniest thing happened last time though, when he accidentally tripped the fire Hal-arm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 The fire cheif was so mad, I thought he was gonna whup his ass all the way to Hal-aska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Not sure if it had anything to do with it, but that douche was a Hal-bino, and probably just had a chip on his shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Anyways, we just tossed on an Inner Circle Hal-bum, and made fun of cops. That lightened the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 We got to laughing so hard that dude had to take a hit of his Hal-buterol to keep from having an episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 But after a while, we had to send that guy back to the firehouse for drinkin up all the booze. Turns out he was a total Hal-coholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) Did I mention it was a costume party? My wife was Catherine, and my homie was Hal-exander the great. Edited June 10, 2011 by Orion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 And there was this one guy that was a mathmetician. We couldn't get that dude to shut up about his Hal-gorithms, and Hal-gebraic expressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 He was a total Hal-batross. All the girls liked him till he started talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I interrupt this thread to say... DJ, Flawless victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 When the party started breakin up, I had to loan him a few bucks for a cab. That Hal-imony is seriously crimping his style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 On Monday at work, all he could talk about was how much he had to drink. Said he swore his blood had become Hal-kaline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I told him that that was a pretty serious Hal-legation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 He told me to chill, he was just being Hal-legorical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I told him I was Hal-lergic to bullshit, and we both had a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 We had a pretty tight Hal-liance at work. No one really fucked with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Helps that we both have thick skin, like Hal-ligators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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