SAMBUSA Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Shamelessly stolen from another forum.Mar 21, 8:58 PM EDTSteelers to Lose Super Bowl TrophiesAP PhotoAP Photo/David KidwellAdvertisementBuy AP Photo ReprintsYour Questions AnsweredAsk AP: Killer bees, qualifying for a tax creditPITTSBURGH, Pa. (AP)Steelers to Lose Super Bowl TrophiesPittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league."We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama "We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times." Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. "The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well." Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, "In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.""My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league." Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about losing any Super Bowl Trophies. "The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league."The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their losing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for "Hope and Change."Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work.Obama provides hope to NFL teams. Sorry Justin, just a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 My God.....I couldn't even finish reading that whole thing.....It was entirely too realistic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 dude you are def. a kettle jumping, sheep herding, sticky tickler.... I knew I liked'd ya for a reason.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after reading the first sentence, then I sent it to my friend who is an adamant Obama supporter before reading the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 dude you are def. a kettle jumping, sheep herding, sticky tickler.... I knew I liked'd ya for a reason.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 haha wow i think i will have to use this to piss off several people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedwolf02 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 wow that bullshit, they shouldnt lose their own trophys to other teams that didnt win, ITS A GAME the president shouldnt have anything to do with that, winings wining and thats it, its there hard work and commitment, not share all your shit with other teams. like for detroit they had a perfect season! why would he want to change that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 wow that bullshit, they shouldnt lose their own trophys to other teams that didnt win, ITS A GAME the president shouldnt have anything to do with that, winings wining and thats it, its there hard work and commitment, not share all your shit with other teams. like for detroit they had a perfect season! why would he want to change thatI'm really hoping that your statement is dripping with sarcasm; because if you were being serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd#43 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 So true....so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd#43 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Anybody want to take a stab at how Obama was elected into office?? I'm not sure which is funnier.....The original post, or the one you quoted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 at least we get a trophy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 hey!! the lions did finish dead last!! with NO wins... where's their bailout??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 of course the bengals could use some of that bailout too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 You had me going until I saw OBAMA in the beginning...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 I really don't read much.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I'm not sure which is funnier.....The original post, or the one you quoted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 at least we get a trophy! :lol: That's one why of looking at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 LOL! I love it.. The Browns should get one too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 That's the only way the BenGALS and Browns can get one; handouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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