justin0469 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 http://www.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/national/article/boy_accused_of_breaking_wind_on_bus_is_booted/14021/“Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note levying the three-day suspension.LAKELAND. Fla. — It’s a practiced art among most middle-school boys: passing gas and blaming it on someone nearby. It has been going on for years, maybe decades — heck, maybe since the dawn of mankind. It’s always, well, usually funny. But beware of laughing out loud at farts. It could land you and your sense of humor in the toilet. Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth-grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. It wasn’t the farting that resulted in his ouster; it was the disruption that followed, school officials said. “I guess it was just because I was laughing so hard,” he said Thursday. “I don’t know.” The 15-year-old attends the Bill Duncan Excel Center, an alternative school in Lakeland. Jonathan denied making the sound on the bus Monday. He said a friend was making fart sounds with his mouth. That cracked him up, he said. Then came a rank odor, which made the situation hysterical, he said. “I just thought it was funny.” A day later, when Jonathan walked on the bus to go home, he was handed a note telling him he had been barred from the bus for three days. “Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note levying the three-day suspension. Jonathan’s father, Jonathan Locke Sr., said the school went a bit too far in the flatulence fracas. He said the ordeal has disrupted his son’s education. “I don’t know how they can do it, but apparently they can,” Locke Sr. said. “They say it’s disrupting the bus and they can do whatever they want to if it comes to disrupting the children on the bus.” Polk County School District officials either declined to talk about the matter or didn’t respond to messages Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I may as well just quit my job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 15 and in the 8th grade? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 15 and in the 8th grade? WTF? Hes not that far off. I know allot of people that got their license in the 9th grade. Granted most got their license in the 10th grade and some even into 11th.. Its just a matter of your birthday and when your parents start you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpinalFusion Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 They would have permanently banned me from riding the bus! Why couldn't this happen to the kid that always had horrible B/O? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 if that was my kid i would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i make fart noises with my mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 That's interesting. We had a school bus driver that was "allergic to deodorant" and therefor unable to wear it. I dreaded school field trips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 It must a really really stunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 That kid must love lima beans and brussel sprouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i don't allow farting on my short bus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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