SRTurbo04 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 so pissed off right now... the jetski i bought last month that broke after 20 minuites of use... has been at the stealership for 6 freeking weeks now!!! they said last monday(0801) it would be done end of week last week(0805)... well its now thursday and they havent started to put the new parts in it. there response well were the only dealership from here to the river that will work on it. this isant the normal guy i dealwith thats very respectfull and understanding... i want to go punch this guy in his mouth rude fuck.. this experience is just leaving me a bad taste in my mouth from the 800$ to fix it and the 6 weeks to get done :finger: FFFFUUUUU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 go get it and fix yourself... some things it pays to buy new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 go get it and fix yourself... some things it pays to buy new. i dont have the extra time to fix it plus it takes a special tool u have to buy from the dealer to fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Seriously, if they wanted your business they'd take care of it. Pay for the parts, pick up your shit and do it yourself like BIGGU said. Nevermind special tool fail. Just go find rude-guy's boss and yell at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Call dealerships owner or gm and get results and discount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 ive never been to good at being the dick hmm might have tog et my big boy pants on i jsut want this dam jetski so i can ACTUALLY RIDE THE POS FINALLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 ive never been to good at being the dick hmm might have tog et my big boy pants on i jsut want this dam jetski so i can ACTUALLY RIDE THE POS FINALLY. wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Just pretend they are cr newbs that made fun of the prom and go off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 :lolguy:L:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 :lolguy:O:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 :lolguy:L:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 man berto trolled you hard on that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 :lolguy:L:lolguy: :lolguy:O:lolguy: :lolguy:L:lolguy: :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Berto unloaded that piece of shit at the right time. Didn't suprise me at the sucker who bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I remember that shiz! I laughed and I don't even know Paul. Is that the one where everyone was saying something or whatever about someone's sister? Paul just call them if you can't do face-to-face pwnage, it's easier to be a dick on the phone for a dick-newb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John. I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows. Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away. He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear. But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him. "What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting. She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch. John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too. Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin. She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear. John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop). He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed. I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy. But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference. Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Why don't you go play more wife there fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Hellen Keller could have seen this coming.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/nvOjD.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Why don't you go play more wife there fag. play more wife? that makes perfect sense dover... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 ive already given you advice: Step 1.) Put your man pants on. Step 2.) Drive to Stealership. Step 3.) Bitch a GM and Service Manager in person; while telling them your going to wait in person TODAY until it's done. Step 4.) Take to lake! Step 5.) Profit! about an hour ago · LikeUnlike. Why you noo take it? :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 like:thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/nvOjD.gif you again?! you have ruined how many of my threads now? you always do this ****, post 1 gif and leave, you probably laugh too, and ppl are gonna start talking about it, but do you know how long it took me to come up with this ****, and write it down into a comprehending message? do you even care bro?!?! why do you have to be such a godamn phaggot? fuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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