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so let me see if my logic works right here...

cows strangely & meticulously killed,

nobody is crazy enough to do that,

must be UFOs.

got it.

agreed.

UFOs don't exist,

cause if they did we wouldn't be God's special little children on His special little planet.

QED

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Get drunk, wear tinfoil hats, stand in a wheat, or corn field. Stare at the sky all night, holding baby radios, listening for communication. Pass out in field from drinking.

Make up story about the "anal probe", and tell the other drunks in the morning.

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Get drunk, wear tinfoil hats, stand in a wheat, or corn field. Stare at the sky all night, holding baby radios, listening for communication. Pass out in field from drinking.

Make up story about the "anal probe", and tell the other drunks in the morning.

i like this idea!!!!!

but didnt we almost do this last night?

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Get drunk, wear tinfoil hats, stand in a wheat, or corn field. Stare at the sky all night, holding baby radios, listening for communication. Pass out in field from drinking.

Make up story about the "anal probe", and tell the other drunks in the morning.

:lol: this is exactly what i was thinking...

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so if you moon someone...... is that considered a 3/4 moon instead of a full moon :lol:

I suppose it must be.

Unless, of course, I use Jrmiiiiiiiii math, then it would only be a 1/8 moon. Although, under his system the government would HAVE to give me the 1/4 moon that I'm missing, because they'd be collecting all the "extra" moonage that people have (even if they've worked hard to get it).

Anyway....+1 for you, sir

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so if you moon someone...... is that considered a 3/4 moon instead of a full moon :lol:
I suppose it must be.

Unless, of course, I use Jrmiiiiiiiii math, then it would only be a 1/8 moon. Although, under his system the government would HAVE to give me the 1/4 moon that I'm missing, because they'd be collecting all the "extra" moonage that people have (even if they've worked hard to get it).

Anyway....+1 for you, sir

You two just officially made my day brighter. Thank you.

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You two just officially made my day brighter. Thank you.

Then show some love, brother...gimme some + rep :D

I'm noticing Todd CAN be funny at times too with the Jrmmiii comment. :lol:

Dude, if you knew me you'd be calling me the "funniest mufucker I know".

it just takes me jabbing at him a little bit :lol:

Ummmmm......yeah....ok......thats not too ghey.

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