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Guy at work is selling an HK USP 9mm compact. Never shot a compact HK but they seem to get great reviews. Anyone have any experience? The price is almost too good to pass up.

 

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I use to own an HK USP40C, and very much enjoyed it. Never so much as a hiccup at the range, great handling, and I've always like the aesthetics of the newer HKs. I got rid of all of my .40 pistols or else I'd still own it, and I plan on picking up a USP, or other HK 9mm at some point in the future.
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H&K USP9s are good guns. If you don't want it, have your friend sell it to me. Well depends on how much your friend is selling it for. I paid 550 for a used USP9 full size in mint condition a few years back. There is no way I would ever pay retail for one of those.
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Me gusta. I know this is going to sound stupid but I have an airsoft gun which is a licensed replica of the HK USP Compact. I love the way that thing feels/points compared to my SIG226. Always wanted to shoot a "real" one to see how good it really is.
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

 

At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians.

Because you suck, and we hate you.

 

Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

 

By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

 

Buy our stuff.

 

Sincerely,

HK Marketing Department

 

HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

 

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