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bat in my attic


Mallard

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Bat removal company. lol

 

Off the top of my head

bigger bat

electronic fence/bug zapper.

high powered vacuum (maybe the one they used in space balls)

run a hose from your tail pipe to the attic and carbon monoxide the bastard

feed it cheese burgers, fried food, cigarettes and ensure a sedentary lifestyle.

Invite a real man into your house. Not only will he remove the bat but he'll finally satisfy your wife.

 

or read this..seems to have some good ideas.

http://www.stephentvedten.com/34_Bats.pdf

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