Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Bro's, I gotta tell you this story about my dude, Fill. Shit was weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 This one time, we went out to a bachelor party, and he got crazy wasted. All Philled up on rotgut and moonshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Dude started actin really gay, all tryin to fill on all the dudes and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 It was a bit out of character, cause usually he's totally a fillogynist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Anyways, after we got him to relax, dude got all fillisophical on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Started quoting all these Greek dudes; Sofillcles, Fillogenes, Testicles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Anyways, it was fillarious, so we kept plying him with alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 He had switched to the Miller Lite at that point, said he liked it "Cold-Philtered" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Started talking shit about how he had fillandered AJ's girl that one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Got real philthy too, I mean, dude has no philter at ALL, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Talked about how he almost got caught philling the hole, and had to make a quick exphiltration out the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Hid in a defillade behind the woodpile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Said he fucked up his brand new Fila's running through the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 We asked him if he was gonna inphiltrate that shit again, but he got an ego about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Said he only did it cause it was an act of charity. Like now he's some kind of "Cock Fillanthropist" or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 The shitty thing is that that trick burned him. In his drunken stupor, he let slip that now he was syfillitic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I know, right? Shit's gross. We started clowning him about how his shit is all dephiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Only chance he's getting laid now is if he takes up necrofillia. He got a bit depressed, so we tried to cheer him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Told him to "Phile that under lessons learned;" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 "Do not philch the pooty from an unclean Filly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 About that time, the food was getting done. Of course, we had the philet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 He was so talkative, thought, that we couldn't get him to shut up and eat. He kept phillibustering his own damn meal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 This server we had was really cute, but seemed really young. Well, no way thats stopping our boy, dude has some pedofillic tendencies, to be certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Well, she was lapping up the attention, and we were like, "uh-oh, someone better phil her in on dudes condition" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 He wasn't hearing it though, especially since she let slip that she was currently "unaphilliated" with anyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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