kirks5oh Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 This thread reads like a fucking jerry springer episode. Wtf is wrong with people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rustlestiltskin Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 ^ El. Oh. Fucking. El. ^ And also, Doubleyoo. Tee. Eff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 4 the lulz Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 3 the lulz Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 2 the lulz Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 1 the lulz. ok so the cough syrup they gave me made me think this was funny as fuck Just finished calf day....caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror looking pale as fuk so I decided to hit the sunbed in the changing room. Luckily, no one else was in there cuz I always feel kinda gay using a sunbed. Anyone, I strip off and enter to get my tan on http://i62.tinypic.com/2j0bdk1.png About 2 mins into my session, my stomach churns and bubbles and I reluctantly let one rip.. http://i57.tinypic.com/mruxiv.png the stench was ungodly!! I nearly puked...it lingered for a good 3 mins where I nearly passed out several times...anyway, 1 min later, my stomach bubbles again..I think to myself there's no fakin way i'm going through that again so I open the sunbed door slightly and stick my angus out and relieve myself.. http://i62.tinypic.com/2z9cm87.png as I'm closing the door to my horror I realise i'm not alone in the changing rooms anymore...some 6'4 jacked dude is drying himself of with a towel staring straight at me with a sinister smirk on his face.. http://i57.tinypic.com/2q00cc8.png I kind of smile awkwardly back at him and close the door and carry onwith my tanning....1 min later I hear heavy breathing and realise the guy is peering into the sunbed http://i61.tinypic.com/fncjk1.png he must have thought I had stuck my ass out of the sunbed to entice him or advertise myself to him...he sticks his penor in between the gap in the door...I literally freeze...I can only liken it to sleep paralysis...I wanted to scream and run but I was frozen...the guy whispers 'you not wanna play?'...I remain silent...he then starts fuking the gap in the door...his schlong is a good 8 inches and it cause the whole sunbed to start shaking...he is groaning louder and louder and the sunbed nearly fakin ripped out the fixtures...I couldn't believe this was happening...I finally manage to say something 'come on bruh'....he holds his breath.... http://i59.tinypic.com/2z6s9ps.png and shoots 10 ropes of splooge all over me....he knocks on the sunbed...says nothing an walks off. The lights on the sunbed switch off but I stay in there for 10 mins in the dark waiting for him to leave. I gather my belongings and put on my clothes...I run to my car, get in...then I break down crying uncontrollably. I still have his dried jizz on me the sunbed seered into my skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Holy shit lol ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted December 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Tl;cr FTFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 WTF Bill? In other news.... http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=738&pictureid=7952 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 In before.. I forget to come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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