Jared from Subway Pleads Guilty to Child Pornography Charges

[Alex L.]

So it's true... His life goal was always to "get into smaller pants"

 

Regardless of what direction this thread takes, this will remain the best joke.

[Grudes]

I know what my Halloween Costume will be this year :gabe:

[El Karacho1647545492]

I know what my Halloween Costume will be this year :gabe:

 

Putting on some glasses to look like Jared doesn't count as a costume if you're already a child molester :gabe:

[Buck531]

Jared prefers his kids like his subs.. 6 and 12.

[ImUrOBGYN]

I swear I had a good joke when I came in here. I did think to myself perhaps I'd should see how the thread is going before adding my tasteless riff. Decided I would add it anyway, came in here and forgot the joke I had after reading all the other ones here. lol

[Grudes]

Putting on some glasses to look like Jared doesn't count as a costume if you're already a child molester :gabe:

 

:lolguy:

[Sledhead36]

Subway decided to cash in on the news by inventing a "Jared Sub"........it is 37 year old aged meat nicely placed between 10 year old buns......

[Mowgli1647545497]

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