justin0469 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 May 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT Teen claims 303,398 iPhone texts in one monthby Chris Matyszczyk You need a peculiar set of half-formed, skinny fingers to text on an iPhone.And you need a peculiar set of strangely formed cranial connections to send and receive 303,398 texts on it in one month.However, this is the claim of Crystal Wiski, a teen from Antelope in California's Sacramento County.Her mother, Jackie, bought her the iPhone a month ago and young Crystal took to it like a duck to quacking. Crystal told local NBC station KSBW: "I get cramps." "I want to text like Crystal. I want to text like Crystal."(Credit: CC BurgerMac/Flickr)She then got the urge to explain the simplicity of her need to text so much: "I'm popular. I can't help it."Well, indeed. I am sure that's how President Obama explains his attachment to his BlackBerry.You might be saying to yourself at this point that no one can send seven texts a minute. Well, the fine folk at KSBW pointed their most excellent equipment in Crystal's direction and timed her. Those thumbs were made for talking. Rapid talking.You might also be saying to yourself that Crystal must be a woeful student who is an awful drag on her mother's patience, time, sanity, and hairdresser.Well, you might just need a crystal of whiskey or two when I tell you that she gets straight As, is about to graduate, and holds down a 40-hour-a-week job. (No, not at an Apple store. At McDonalds.)What else can I tell you? Oh, yes, her mom invested in an unlimited texting plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 How many kids from this texting generation are going to invent a new form of Carpal tunnel? Pick up the phone and call somebody! Sheesh . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 good god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harb67 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 She then got the urge to explain the simplicity of her need to text so much: "I'm popular. I can't help it."...with that acne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 ...with that acne?It can be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 wow she looks like beast...can we say loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 If I were her parents I would take that damn phone away from her.. That is f'ing ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 :wtf:Really??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 If I were her parents I would take that damn phone away from her.. That is f'ing ridiculous.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 If I were her parents I would take that damn phone away from her.. That is f'ing ridiculous.+2No boundaries anymore..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 +2No boundaries anymore.....+3 Get a damn life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 ...with that acne?I was going to quote that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1Limited Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Texting yourself doesn't count... But if I had to talk to that girl i would defiantly not want to look at her ugly face. +1 for texting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Thats a lot of texting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 i text alot only cuz its easier to text than talk on the phone with my jow but i dont send that many....... wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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