This is a great CList ad...

[Mace1647545504]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/columbus-buck-sticker-on-the-ford/7345664341.html

 

and for those of you too lazy to click the link..you know who you are:

 

A big buck sticker on the back window suggests the owner is the outdoorsy type and not afraid to leave the cave and hunt for his food. To augment the owners already diversified resume is a Lowe’s pro sticker, signifying that the owner is fearless when it comes to tackling home improvement projects. Truck is absolutely loaded! Has realtree camo floor mats, custom cup holders are machine crafted from real plastic!! Another feature is an aftermarket stereo, fitted neatly into the dash by several pieces of cardboard wedged precisely in the correct locations

[Otis Nice]

 

and for those of you too lazy to click the link..you know who you are:

 

Dear Mace,

 

Thank you.

 

Sincerely,

Those of us who understands that CL adds don't stay up forever.

 

[craig71188]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/columbus-buck-sticker-on-the-ford/7345664341.html

 

and for those of you too lazy to click the link..you know who you are:

 

A big buck sticker on the back window suggests the owner is the outdoorsy type and not afraid to leave the cave and hunt for his food. To augment the owners already diversified resume is a Lowe’s pro sticker, signifying that the owner is fearless when it comes to tackling home improvement projects. Truck is absolutely loaded! Has realtree camo floor mats, custom cup holders are machine crafted from real plastic!! Another feature is an aftermarket stereo, fitted neatly into the dash by several pieces of cardboard wedged precisely in the correct locations

 

And yet he disappoints by failing to include pics of theses key "features"!

 

Or a "brilliant" tease to get you to come look.....