that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubguy85 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 yep...its a great site..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 love that site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 f-n hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 "today i noticed i had to lift up my fat to see my penis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 oday, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harb67 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 FML - quickly joining 'epic' and 'fail' as one of the most overused words/phrases on the internet.The site is pretty damn awesome though 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 oday, my mom : "you and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "it's my new nipple cream, i want to surprise your dad tonight." fmlwtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 FML - quickly joining 'epic' and 'fail' as one of the most overused words/phrases on the internet.The site is pretty damn awesome though 8)im lovin it..true or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 repost douchebag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 repost douchebag you will have that sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 i like to read these when i had a bad day........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.