mrmako777 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 A koala was sitting in a gum tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,"Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude..... How much water did you drink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 That was random but definitely laugh worthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold. thats so 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 i liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I thought it was cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Never heard it! Fooking hilarious! lmao.... wow my coworkers think im weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Never heard it! Fooking hilarious! lmao.... wow my coworkers think im weirdPretty sure they already thought that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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