mrmako777 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 A heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also May 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 15th & 16th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each ~~ I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 well done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why didn't you take them back to your house and make some good lovin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 funny, but I saw this almost two years ago on another forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why didn't you take them back to your house and make some good lovin?uhhhh....you spoiled the moment.....fap fap...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 uhhhh....you spoiled the moment.....fap fap...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I think there is a Home Depot by my house. I better stop by to catch these chicks red-handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantxtc Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 :banana:That is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, what Home Depot do i have to shop at. I will be there from dusk to dawn, unless i am riding of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm taking the cargo van with the king size bed shopping right now! I think I have to get wood, I hope they like wood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 ..oh shit thats funny!!!! home depot here i come!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Why didn't you take them back to your house and make some good lovin?Take them back to your house so they can steal all of your shit, a 2.99 wallet is bad enough.I kid, I kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 classic i have seen this other places, but still funny every time i read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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