Strictly Street Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 What a lame ploy. Although his engrish is pretty good.My Life In Your Hands!Dear friend,It is true that we do not know each other in person but please bear in mind that this mail and the classified information contained therein that I am about to share with you can either destroy me, ruin my professional career or make me depending on how you receive and take it.. I am a captain with the British Army troop in Iraq,on war against terrorism. Based on the British legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq on the advent of President Barrack Obama,I have been deployed to come and work in one of EU military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states,mostly the United states and the European Union on the war against terrorism. On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of USD$15.8 million which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they normally get through illegal deals on crude oil and hard drugs.Based on the suffering we undergo here some of us do meet such luck. It happened that I went for this raid with the men in my base and I decided to take it as my share for my stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers.I deposited this money with a red cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money. I wish to use this money to invest in your country outside the confines of the United Kingdom because that is where I intend to move over with my family at my retirement years.I cannot move this money to Britain as i intend to invest out of England and i am a uniformed man so I need someone I could deal with.I chose your company because of its versatility as read over your website and because i need somebody i can trust and it would be wise working with somebody like you who has a business where I can invest into. If you accept,I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.I am English and an intelligence officer at that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done. Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured website where I can be sure that the person is real and has a means for me to invest.Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our emails,then I can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through email,because our calls our monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further inquiries when I am out of our military network.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else.I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but I pray you are not because USD$15.8million USD is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.I wait for your response so we can go on. In less than 7days the money should have been noted on your account and I will come over for my money.I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for my dream.I hope I am been fair on this deal.Regards,Captain Robert J. WomackYea man, I just tell all the chicks I'm a spy. Works every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alstare03 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Reply to him your wife wants 35% and you want an extra 15% for having to listen to her request the extra 20% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 USD$15.8 million in Iraq is payable in sheep... you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I say take the cash and when he comes to collect have him arrested as a foreign spy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 USD$15.8 million in Iraq is payable in sheep... you know...um....ok I thought goat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 um....ok I thought goat.....Indeed, goat is preferred. Both are legal tender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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