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Unk Greg

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Send yer cards and letters folks! I'm enjoying the daily mail delivery with a mild amusement. I'm not sure if any of you get these humorous offerings. Recently I rec'd a mailing from Portugal, a barrister was willing to share with me the 10.8 million dollars he has found in Spain. Me being portrayed as the heir/inheritor as someone with the same last name as mine -having been swept away in the Dec.2004 tsunami. There are no immediate family members to claim the treasure. Only had to follow his explicit instructions.

Today's mail brought: Letter addressed to me and my parents. Someone was excited, as I have been identified as one of the premier soccer players in the Akron area. Only have to attend a 50 minute meeting to hear of opportunities. Previously memtioned was Australia and the experience of the Trans Pacific Australia Cup, or China and the challenge of the Jade Asia Cup, or Sweden and competing in the largest youth soccer tourney in the World.

I'm thinking that it's close enough to Halloween and I could dress up as a soccer player and keep my appointment in Akron.

Kawi - too bad ya screwed up yer knee, leg foot or whatever- problee prevented you from getting your invite!

Who woulda thought that the US Mail would be sooooo entertaining?

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