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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really

need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot

recently although when I ask

their names she always says, "Just some friends

from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi

coming home, but she always

walks down the drive, although I can hear a car

setting off, as if she has

gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe

she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what

time it was and she went

berserk and screamed that I should never touch her

phone again and why was

I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down

I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night

she went out again and I

decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson

Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a

good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment,

crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my

engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I

take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

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