Dweezel Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 SCHOOL DAYS1970 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.1970 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.1970 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin; Becomes a zombie; Tested for ADD; School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.1970 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.1970 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.1970 - Ants die.2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list; not allowed to fly again.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of psycho-therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 haha sadly its true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB12Ss Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Disgustingly accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 I laughed at the first 3. Then I got really depressed due to the accuracy of the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vectorvictor Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 I laughed at the first 3. Then I got really depressed due to the accuracy of the post.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 True and fucked up. We created such a stupid society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4iBunny Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 You forgot in the last one that Johnny's knee will need to be washed with antibacterial soap then have neosporin and an antibacterial bandaid placed. In 20 years, no one is going to have scars to show off!This leads me to my next point -- antibacterial handwipes, gels, lotions, sprays...Kids these days are not given the opportunity to build up any immunity. Let them crawl on the floor, let them eat dirt for God's sake! There is going to be some kind of disease that spreads and everyone that was born after 1990 is going to die because their bodies won't be able to fight it. You watch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sad but true. Ever wish you were born during a different time? I'd be up for the late 1800s early 1900s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB12Ss Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sad but true. Ever wish you were born during a different time? I'd be up for the late 1800s early 1900s.No bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 ever watch any old SNL??? the FIRST season with Chevy Chase when Richard Pryor was guest?? Where Chevy is the cop asking a witness (R Pryor) about, i cant remember, but the exchange between the two and the words used would be BANNED from tv and get the FCC all over someones ass!!!! It was a GREAT episode. I dont think it would get on the air today. And that was 1975!!!!! We are going backwards ppl!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sad but true. Ever wish you were born during a different time? I'd be up for the late 1800s early 1900s.No thanks. I kinda like the ability to vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sad but true. Ever wish you were born during a different time? I'd be up for the late 1800s early 1900s.no, I like the internet too much...unless I could bring al gore with me so he could re-invent it earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaLord 9 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I've grown too fond of flush toilets and plumbing to wish myself back that far. I do wish people were a damn bit more tollerant and not upfriggingtight about mundane crap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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